What kind of monster sells this on Amazon as “excellent” condition?
Men still have trouble recognizing that a woman can be complex, can have ambition, good looks, sexuality, erudition and common sense. A woman can have all those facets, and yet men, in literature and in drama, seem to need to simplify women, to polarize us as either the whore or the angel. - Natalie Dormer
she could walk over my body in 5 inch heels like I was a piece of a carpet and I’d probably thank her
I mean…yes. Yes. Absolutely.
3. YOU WILL OPEN A NEW LINE OF CREDIT AND MAX IT ALL OUT ON A NEW MACBOOK, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
You justify this with the fact that Apple products are of utmost quality, and that’s why their laptops are $1,000 more expensive than a PC. Plus, a Macbook makes you way more legit, even if you’re just curating your dream wardrobe on Pinterest all day long.
I love food blogs. I love looking at other people’s home-cooked meals and I love trying out new recipes if they’re not totally hard and require like ten weird ingredients I will never use again.
If you have any favorites, let me know!
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Ugh, that Vonnegut tattoo tho. You somehow incorporate a literary reference, like “Wow did you read the news today, it’s like so Orwellian, I thought it was 2014 not 1984.” You suck it up and order a black coffee (but pour half in the trash can and substitute it with milk and vanilla powder and raw sugar when he’s not looking).